How to be a Loser: The Guide to Fucking Yourself Up Permanently By: Dr. Prichard Sanders

A picture of Loser Success:

Imagine it...having no friends.  Living in your mom's basement.

Masturbating and swiping right to pass the time.

"But how do I get there Dr. Sanders?"  You ask.

I'm Dr. Prichard Sanders.  I graduated penultimate in my class at Hollywood Upstairs Medical College.  I have PHD's in Loserology, Loseroncolgy, and Loseramorphic Studies.

I know what being a Loser is all about and I want you to know too! 

How to be a Loser: The Guide to Fucking Yourself Up Permanently is an  approach to reaching Loserville in the most efficient way possible.

What's inside:

• The "Captain Bringdown Mindset" and how to use it.
• Not Listening Leverage: The Lost Skill.
• Dental Hygiene is for winners only.
• Being fit is a fools game; and so much MORE!

Don't waste your life being Happy, Healthy, and Fit...
Exit the freeway to Loserville TODAY.

Guaranteed to give you a smile or your money back.